Sunday, July 8, 2007

Breaking News! Paul Bunyan Ticked Off.

The offices at Stumpjack Coffee Company received urgent calls yesterday from several lumber-related industries requesting immediate delivery of Stumpjack coffee to logging camps all across the great northwoods. Concerned parties included Stihl Chainsaws, Oshkosh B'Gosh, Mrs. Butterworth and a red suspenders company. Officials stated that revenues would be greatly affected if lumbermen did not immediately return to work, and that only immediate shipments of Stumpjack coffee would persuade loggers fed up with cheap, tasteless canned coffee to hoist their axes and saws and get back into the woods.

When asked why he needed Stumpjack coffee one Canadian lumberjack simply said "ehhh...Stumpjack Cafe'...ees le'!"

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